{"id":16068,"date":"2014-05-02T16:09:57","date_gmt":"2014-05-02T16:09:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=16068"},"modified":"2014-05-02T16:15:59","modified_gmt":"2014-05-02T16:15:59","slug":"right-or-wrongs-rat-thongs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2014\/05\/right-or-wrongs-rat-thongs\/","title":{"rendered":"The Right and wrongs of those rat thongs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are some really sick<\/p>\n<p>designers out there<\/p>\n<p>they haven&#8217;t got an inkling<\/p>\n<p>about life<\/p>\n<p>the novelty is an angle<\/p>\n<p>and their brains are in a tangle<\/p>\n<p>they know not<\/p>\n<p>the real meaning now<\/p>\n<p>of strife<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>unless of course it affects<\/p>\n<p>another animal<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #444444; font-size: 14px;\">They don&#8217;t go out there<\/span><\/p>\n<p>looking it just comes<\/p>\n<p>a thong made out of body parts<\/p>\n<p>even the teeth on show<\/p>\n<p>as the disingenuous lowering of standards<\/p>\n<p>come and go<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\">its fitting that \u00a0the thong may really frighten<\/span><\/p>\n<p>the one night stander<\/p>\n<p>who imagines he<\/p>\n<p>will get his oats<\/p>\n<p>and sail her boats<\/p>\n<p>and then be off like crazy<\/p>\n<p>till he comes face to face<\/p>\n<p>with dear Ratty<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>the yellow teeth are enough<\/p>\n<p>to put the world off<\/p>\n<p>this sick scenario if you ask me<\/p>\n<p>needs looking at for anyone<\/p>\n<p>investing time and money<\/p>\n<p>and pain and dreadful taste<\/p>\n<p>should seemingly<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>be forced down in the gutter<\/p>\n<p>where they do belong<\/p>\n<p>and leave alone<\/p>\n<p>any innocent animal who<\/p>\n<p>wants to scamper<\/p>\n<p>this way<\/p>\n<p>maybe that way<\/p>\n<p>not decorate some vile \u00a0thong<\/p>\n<p>for the few<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>with its life for the \u00a0great priviledge<\/p>\n<p>of adorning<\/p>\n<p>a warning to some arse<\/p>\n<p>who comes to call<\/p>\n<p>to my mind to have ever<\/p>\n<p>thought it \u00a0feasible<\/p>\n<p>should go for a complete<\/p>\n<p>brain overhaul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>s<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>exploitation<\/p>\n<p>murdered and then used<\/p>\n<p>along the way<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>rat heads with their teeth<\/p>\n<p>all gnarled and yellow<\/p>\n<p>stride atop the public bone<\/p>\n<p>for they<\/p>\n<p>are there no doubt to frighten any<\/p>\n<p>yobbo<\/p>\n<p>that on a one night stand<\/p>\n<p>my want to play<\/p>\n<p>the rest is made up of some other<\/p>\n<p>animal<\/p>\n<p>who died a painful death<\/p>\n<p>so some sicko<\/p>\n<p>can fart about and make a thong<\/p>\n<p>which clearly \u00a0is so very wrong<\/p>\n<p>that \u00a0some gal might just<\/p>\n<p>wear for show<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t imagine any women anywhere<\/p>\n<p>evern contemplating such a thing<\/p>\n<p>that designers comes up with such shit<\/p>\n<p>tells me so much about them<\/p>\n<p>and any store that might just like<\/p>\n<p>to bring<\/p>\n<p>such items into their range<\/p>\n<p>for to tell me<\/p>\n<p>death and pain for mammals<\/p>\n<p>so that they<\/p>\n<p>can trade<\/p>\n<p>in shock value and terrible bad taste<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are some really sick designers out there they haven&#8217;t got an inkling about life the novelty is an angle and their brains are in a tangle they know not the real meaning now of strife &nbsp; 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