{"id":16022,"date":"2014-04-30T13:43:23","date_gmt":"2014-04-30T13:43:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=16022"},"modified":"2014-04-30T13:47:13","modified_gmt":"2014-04-30T13:47:13","slug":"sitting-on-a-dead-stag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2014\/04\/sitting-on-a-dead-stag\/","title":{"rendered":"Sitting on a dead stag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A confirmation of no respect<\/p>\n<p>killing a stag and to interject<\/p>\n<p>by baring one&#8217;s arse<\/p>\n<p>to the camera where<\/p>\n<p>with the back of its head<\/p>\n<p>hunters can share<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>the antlers kind of<\/p>\n<p>become the frame<\/p>\n<p>and the crack itself<\/p>\n<p>well it looks the same<\/p>\n<p>what I wish when I see this done<\/p>\n<p>is how derogatory<\/p>\n<p>and how some<\/p>\n<p>#<\/p>\n<p>hunter types<\/p>\n<p>imagine we<\/p>\n<p>would really ever want to see<\/p>\n<p>a dead stag and the hunters<\/p>\n<p>bum<\/p>\n<p>what I would like<\/p>\n<p>as a rule of thumb<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>was bacteria on the antlers<\/p>\n<p>might<\/p>\n<p>transfer from a rutting stage<\/p>\n<p>to alight<\/p>\n<p>on the crevice and<\/p>\n<p>perhaps just crawl inside<\/p>\n<p>and enter the hunters<\/p>\n<p>anal divide<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>causing a massive<\/p>\n<p>swelling there<\/p>\n<p>to match their heads<\/p>\n<p>a disease most rare<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>some think its rather funny<\/p>\n<p>it clearly is not<\/p>\n<p>to assassinate a stag like this<\/p>\n<p>to me it is a blot<\/p>\n<p>on the true horizon<\/p>\n<p>though I have \u00a0seen it before<\/p>\n<p>they imagine it is clever<\/p>\n<p>but would they ignore<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>a \u00a0kind of massive swelling<\/p>\n<p>and an immediate \u00a0loss of breath<\/p>\n<p>culminating in<\/p>\n<p>I hope a particularly painful death<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A confirmation of no respect killing a stag and to interject by baring one&#8217;s arse to the camera where with the back of its head hunters can share &nbsp; the antlers kind of become the frame and the crack itself &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2014\/04\/sitting-on-a-dead-stag\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[102],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hunting-and-poaching-includes-canned-hunts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16022"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16022\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16024,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16022\/revisions\/16024"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}