{"id":15321,"date":"2014-03-27T15:53:51","date_gmt":"2014-03-27T15:53:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=15321"},"modified":"2014-03-27T15:55:42","modified_gmt":"2014-03-27T15:55:42","slug":"lets-blow-up-some-pigs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2014\/03\/lets-blow-up-some-pigs\/","title":{"rendered":"Lets blow up some pigs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>what would be a good idea<\/p>\n<p>is the danish bacon training<\/p>\n<p>leaving pigs in body armour<\/p>\n<p>it will soon be raining<\/p>\n<p>bits of pigs I guess thats so<\/p>\n<p>explosive left nearby<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #444444;\">remotely detonated<\/span><\/p>\n<p>No<\/p>\n<p>it can&#8217;t be<\/p>\n<p>t blown sky high<\/p>\n<p>whats the point of \u00a0doing that?<\/p>\n<p>its for trauma injuries<\/p>\n<p>that&#8217; where we are at<\/p>\n<p>first you tae a number<\/p>\n<p>of pigs and anesthetise<\/p>\n<p>put them in a container<\/p>\n<p>around about their size<\/p>\n<p>then watch as they blow them<\/p>\n<p>up<\/p>\n<p>what injuries they get<\/p>\n<p>Porton Down were \u00a0on the ball<\/p>\n<p>the training course was set<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>everything was hunky dory<\/p>\n<p>the bacon training rules<\/p>\n<p>stick the pigs on trolleys<\/p>\n<p>No you dont learn this in schools<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>what would be a good idea is the danish bacon training leaving pigs in body armour it will soon be raining bits of pigs I guess thats so explosive left nearby remotely detonated No it can&#8217;t be t blown sky &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2014\/03\/lets-blow-up-some-pigs\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[105],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pigs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15321"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15321\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15323,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15321\/revisions\/15323"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}