{"id":152,"date":"2011-11-14T21:35:11","date_gmt":"2011-11-14T21:35:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=152"},"modified":"2011-11-14T21:35:11","modified_gmt":"2011-11-14T21:35:11","slug":"rhino","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2011\/11\/rhino\/","title":{"rendered":"Rhino"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">Yea I look slow<br \/>\nPrehistoric almost<br \/>\nBut boy am I fast<br \/>\nwhen I run<br \/>\n30 to 40 miles in an hour<br \/>\nIf I&#8217;m chasing your butt<br \/>\nOh! what fun<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->The Ox Pecker<br \/>\nsits on my shoulders<br \/>\nAnd warns me if danger<br \/>\nis nigh<br \/>\nHe throws one of his<br \/>\nbig tantrums<br \/>\nif poachers are near<br \/>\nWhich is why<br \/>\nI pay him to really protect me<br \/>\nHe can have all the ticks<br \/>\nhe can eat<br \/>\nThats truly cooperation<br \/>\nAnd personally I think thats neat<\/p>\n<p>In our middens, we leave messages<br \/>\nIts where we can all share our news<br \/>\nNuances, its all down to the dung<br \/>\nExperienced noses see clue&#8217;s<br \/>\nWith Youngsters and females<br \/>\nits different, a sick Rhino wow there&#8217;s a pong<br \/>\nMale Rhino&#8217;s tend to be vital<br \/>\ntheir particular smell is so strong<br \/>\nI have a PHd in Poo<br \/>\nMy practical thesis began<br \/>\nWith poo and it ended with poo<br \/>\nin a nutshell, we&#8217;re much more advanced<br \/>\nthan a man<\/p>\n<p>50 million years that is our pedigree<br \/>\nWe once roamed Turtle Island<br \/>\nand Europe too<br \/>\nOf all the Rhino&#8217;s left on<br \/>\nearth there isn&#8217;t very many<br \/>\n30,000 possibly I mean thats hardly any<br \/>\nMy skin is soft and sensitive to bites<br \/>\nand to sunburn<br \/>\nThats why I go for mud packs I mean I have concern<br \/>\nFor skin Cancer and this hot weather<br \/>\nit plays havoc and I<br \/>\nHave to have the finest skin<br \/>\nto attract a lovely guy<br \/>\nMost have lousy eyesight<br \/>\nThats my saving grace<br \/>\nSlop myself in all that mud<br \/>\nAnd they can&#8217;t see my face<br \/>\nSo there you are gals<br \/>\na few secrets how a Rhino chick<br \/>\nKeeps the horn of Africa<br \/>\nand doesn&#8217;t miss a trick<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yea I look slow Prehistoric almost But boy am I fast when I run 30 to 40 miles in an hour If I&#8217;m chasing your butt Oh! what fun<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-rights","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":153,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions\/153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}