I hate Korea<\/p>\n
and everyone here<\/p>\n
I tell you they are bloody mad<\/p>\n
the smell of burnt dogs<\/p>\n
and barbecued hogs<\/p>\n
it gets to me<\/p>\n
and makes me feel sad<\/p>\n
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they give me bananas<\/p>\n
as black as the charcoal<\/p>\n
the stuff that they put on the fire<\/p>\n
and I sit in this cage<\/p>\n
for well just an age<\/p>\n
and the smell around here<\/p>\n
is just dire<\/p>\n
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when I think of the home<\/p>\n
that I left long ago<\/p>\n
in the jungles of India I<\/p>\n
swung on the trees<\/p>\n
I didn’t get fleas<\/p>\n
but here sometimes<\/p>\n
I would just die<\/p>\n
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sooner than sit on my haunches<\/p>\n
picking off fleas everyday<\/p>\n
they are so big here<\/p>\n
like beetles back home<\/p>\n
and no matter how<\/p>\n
they appear<\/p>\n
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I sit mostly twiddling my fingers<\/p>\n
the cage is as tiny as hell<\/p>\n
I can’t really move about<\/p>\n
so I get sore<\/p>\n
and really I don’t feel that well<\/p>\n
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they make me do tricks<\/p>\n
they are nothing for me<\/p>\n
but these human twits<\/p>\n
they think its funny<\/p>\n
its just the sheer boredom<\/p>\n
of sitting about<\/p>\n
with no where to climb<\/p>\n
when I go out<\/p>\n
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Its not entertainment<\/p>\n
well not for me<\/p>\n
a somersault here<\/p>\n
and some knee bends for free<\/p>\n
riding a motor bike<\/p>\n
I can do that<\/p>\n
sometimes I think<\/p>\n
I’m a bit of \u00a0a pratt<\/p>\n
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but I have to go there<\/p>\n
I do it well<\/p>\n
for an extra banana<\/p>\n
those days can be swell<\/p>\n
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the problem is they don’t<\/p>\n
clean me at all<\/p>\n
and I’m no where near water<\/p>\n
when the fleas come to call<\/p>\n
no one to preen me<\/p>\n
I’m a typical bloke<\/p>\n
having a preen<\/p>\n
well its really no joke<\/p>\n
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its what we do<\/p>\n
and so I tend to pong<\/p>\n
still I’m all by myself<\/p>\n
so nothing is wrong<\/p>\n
sometimes they clip me<\/p>\n
some times I cry<\/p>\n
sometimes thyt whip me<\/p>\n
thats when I, wonder why<\/p>\n
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If the door just came open<\/p>\n
what I would do<\/p>\n
run like the clappers<\/p>\n
get out of this zoo<\/p>\n
but where would I go<\/p>\n
I’m a realist too<\/p>\n
better the devil you know<\/p>\n
thats my view<\/p>\n
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Its not entertainment for me<\/p>\n
not at all<\/p>\n
but at least I’m alive<\/p>\n
and I come when they call<\/p>\n
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I hate Korea and everyone here I tell you they are bloody mad the smell of burnt dogs and barbecued hogs it gets to me and makes me feel sad they give me bananas as black as the charcoal … Continue reading