{"id":14322,"date":"2014-02-23T00:15:41","date_gmt":"2014-02-23T00:15:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=14322"},"modified":"2014-02-23T00:18:40","modified_gmt":"2014-02-23T00:18:40","slug":"horns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2014\/02\/horns\/","title":{"rendered":"Horns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am decked out in armor<\/p>\n<p>from my tail to my neck<\/p>\n<p>with a really long horn<\/p>\n<p>to keep you in check<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>the problem for me is<\/p>\n<p>my keratin horn<\/p>\n<p>is wanted by some Chinese<\/p>\n<p>men<\/p>\n<p>I should warn<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>others the poachers<\/p>\n<p>who come by are armed<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t see too well<\/p>\n<p>I am wild and not farmed<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I can get an idea<\/p>\n<p>of whose coming my way<\/p>\n<p>from my delicate snout<\/p>\n<p>but at the end of the day<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>if they ambush me<\/p>\n<p>and come with rifles and guns<\/p>\n<p>and machetes and god knows what else<\/p>\n<p>then my sons<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>don&#8217;t stand an earthly<\/p>\n<p>the poachers are here<\/p>\n<p>they cut me about<\/p>\n<p>really from ear<\/p>\n<p>to ear<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>and then my \u00a0horn<\/p>\n<p>my keratin boost<\/p>\n<p>rapidly lifted<\/p>\n<p>from me<\/p>\n<p>its is loosed<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>and then the blood<\/p>\n<p>soaks into the ground where \u00a0 I stand<\/p>\n<p>rocking<\/p>\n<p>and really its so underhand<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>what they do to us<\/p>\n<p>for this horn that we use<\/p>\n<p>to dig in the ground with<\/p>\n<p>they do so abuse<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>us prehistoric<\/p>\n<p>armor and all<\/p>\n<p>when the poachers come<\/p>\n<p>we can then hardly crawl<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>blood loss is huge<\/p>\n<p>and sometimes they do<\/p>\n<p>use a circular saw<\/p>\n<p>oh yes it is true<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>put me out of my misery<\/p>\n<p>that is my cry<\/p>\n<p>they have my horn<\/p>\n<p>and so soon I will die<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>creation imagined my design<\/p>\n<p>was sure<span style=\"color: #444444; font-size: 14px;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>but traditional medicine<\/p>\n<p>they did ignore<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>that was my downfall<\/p>\n<p>because of that lapse<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m getting murdered<\/p>\n<p>by these local chaps<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>paid to be guides<\/p>\n<p>getting them near to me<\/p>\n<p>and that is the problem<\/p>\n<p>that exists tragically<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am decked out in armor from my tail to my neck with a really long horn to keep you in check &nbsp; the problem for me is my keratin horn is wanted by some Chinese men I should warn &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2014\/02\/horns\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[102,133],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hunting-and-poaching-includes-canned-hunts","category-rhino"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14322"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14324,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14322\/revisions\/14324"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}