{"id":14130,"date":"2014-02-14T21:41:45","date_gmt":"2014-02-14T21:41:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=14130"},"modified":"2014-02-14T21:45:25","modified_gmt":"2014-02-14T21:45:25","slug":"more-cows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2014\/02\/more-cows\/","title":{"rendered":"More cows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A cow weighs lots<\/p>\n<p>imagine being hung up<\/p>\n<p>by one leg<\/p>\n<p>swinging on a gantry<\/p>\n<p>clearly as they beg<\/p>\n<p>to be let down<\/p>\n<p>so hopeful<\/p>\n<p>that they can walk away<\/p>\n<p>into the long grass<\/p>\n<p>into the clover<\/p>\n<p>where butterflies do play<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>hanging there<\/p>\n<p>and twisting around<\/p>\n<p>giddy by it all<\/p>\n<p>we want to eat its muscle<\/p>\n<p>and its fat<\/p>\n<p>for as a rule<\/p>\n<p>we want to use its leather<\/p>\n<p>its tongue even its tail<\/p>\n<p>its legs we want to \u00a0stew them<\/p>\n<p>a casserole with ale<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>the knife it gleams<\/p>\n<p>and watch as it cuts across its throat<\/p>\n<p>splits its precious jugular<\/p>\n<p>suddenly afloat<\/p>\n<p>in all the blood and sputum<\/p>\n<p>the executioner<\/p>\n<p>covered in the blood and gore<\/p>\n<p>and now a crimson coat<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>they swing there in such solace<\/p>\n<p>the pain erupts as they<\/p>\n<p>vomit from the shock of it<\/p>\n<p>as they pass away<\/p>\n<p>shivering and shaking<\/p>\n<p>the metal pail is full<\/p>\n<p>no more the green and verdant fields<\/p>\n<p>as on the leg the pull<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>is clearly dead weight and heavy<\/p>\n<p>bleeding out like so<\/p>\n<p>a wondrous cow walked in here<\/p>\n<p>whose now finished as we know<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A cow weighs lots imagine being hung up by one leg swinging on a gantry clearly as they beg to be let down so hopeful that they can walk away into the long grass into the clover where butterflies do &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2014\/02\/more-cows\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-calves-and-cows-and-bulls"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14130"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14134,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14130\/revisions\/14134"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}