{"id":13464,"date":"2014-01-07T15:43:13","date_gmt":"2014-01-07T15:43:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=13464"},"modified":"2014-01-07T16:38:48","modified_gmt":"2014-01-07T16:38:48","slug":"auntie-flo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2014\/01\/auntie-flo\/","title":{"rendered":"Auntie Flo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aunty flo had whiskers<\/p>\n<p>I thought she was a man<\/p>\n<p>she was one of my dad&#8217;s sisters<\/p>\n<p>but I never was a fan<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>she wore these dark brown stockings<\/p>\n<p>half way up her shin<\/p>\n<p>and had a very curious look<\/p>\n<p>and a very funny grin<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I must have been about 3<\/p>\n<p>when with my mum and dad<\/p>\n<p>I use to go to Lewisham<\/p>\n<p>and it always made me sad<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>we caught the bus \u00a0a 36<\/p>\n<p>down Sangley Road then to<\/p>\n<p>Lewisham<\/p>\n<p>we walked along<\/p>\n<p>passed the shop Cabledew<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>it sold all sorts of instruments<\/p>\n<p>drums and real guitars<\/p>\n<p>I was fascinated<\/p>\n<p>the bosses had great cars<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I would knock on Grannies door<\/p>\n<p>and ring the big brass bell<\/p>\n<p>into a big tiled hall we went<\/p>\n<p>and stayed there for a spell<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>the floor had painted flowers on it<\/p>\n<p>we walked over them and went<\/p>\n<p>into what was a great big room<\/p>\n<p>someone there had spent<\/p>\n<p>quite a lot of money making it look bright<\/p>\n<p>gran and gran pa and Aunty<\/p>\n<p>would stand there without light<\/p>\n<p>we would have<\/p>\n<p>a cup of tea<\/p>\n<p>I never \u00a0drank it I<\/p>\n<p>hated tea with all that milk<\/p>\n<p>for it was&#8217;nt good for me<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>grandpa had a mop of white hair<\/p>\n<p>and a ruddy face<\/p>\n<p>Grandma was a tiny soul<\/p>\n<p>she wore a lot of lace<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>she was always by her gas cooker<\/p>\n<p>it was blue and grey<\/p>\n<p>I used to watch her cooking<\/p>\n<p>cakes on a black tray<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>sometimes she&#8217;d turn and give me one<\/p>\n<p>a broken one maybe<\/p>\n<p>it tasted sweet with sultana&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>if Aunty Flo did see<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>me eating cakes she&#8217;d be miserable<\/p>\n<p>as to the reason why<\/p>\n<p>I never ever found out<\/p>\n<p>then one day she did die<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>so I never really knew her<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #444444;\">but her stockings always seemed<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #444444;\">half way up or half way down<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #444444;\">her legs \u00a0or, had I dreamed<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #444444;\">that now I can&#8217;t remember\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>it was so long ago<\/p>\n<p>and she loved pickled onion<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #444444;\">she said they&#8217;d help me grow<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #444444;\">but I just woudn&#8217;t eat them<\/span><\/p>\n<p>they made my mouth feel sore<\/p>\n<p>they did give me a tummy ache<\/p>\n<p>and also what is more<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>made me smell of onions<\/p>\n<p>and I, was not very keen<\/p>\n<p>Aunty Flo where did you go<\/p>\n<p>and why were you so mean?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aunty flo had whiskers I thought she was a man she was one of my dad&#8217;s sisters but I never was a fan &nbsp; 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