{"id":13144,"date":"2013-12-24T12:02:38","date_gmt":"2013-12-24T12:02:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=13144"},"modified":"2013-12-24T19:01:02","modified_gmt":"2013-12-24T19:01:02","slug":"turkeychickenporksalmongoosepigeonpheasantgrouseduckvenisoncowsheeprabbitguinea-fowl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/12\/turkeychickenporksalmongoosepigeonpheasantgrouseduckvenisoncowsheeprabbitguinea-fowl\/","title":{"rendered":"we who die so you can grow fatter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>all the above mentioned were families<\/p>\n<p>they believed<\/p>\n<p>they had time to live out their lives<\/p>\n<p>and were mighty aggrieved<\/p>\n<p>to realise that man unkind was after them and they<\/p>\n<p>would have to die and pretty soon<\/p>\n<p>to be cooked on Christmas Day<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #444444;\">to die the thought was terrible<\/span><\/p>\n<p>the night before they cried<\/p>\n<p>they shuddered and they shivered<\/p>\n<p>and they shit themselves inside<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>their prayer was very silent<\/p>\n<p>it sort of goes like this<\/p>\n<p>if only more were vegan<\/p>\n<p>our lives \u00a0would just be bliss<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>instead its one of nightmares<\/p>\n<p>to think our children might<\/p>\n<p>be roasted or put in sandwiches<\/p>\n<p>it just doesn&#8217;t seem right<\/p>\n<p>by boxing day<\/p>\n<p>the are tired of us<\/p>\n<p>we end up in some stew<\/p>\n<p>or maybe fed to tiddles<\/p>\n<p>who doesn&#8217;t know what to do<\/p>\n<p>its such a shame that carnivores<\/p>\n<p>believe their protein source<\/p>\n<p>is us because in point of fact<\/p>\n<p>it just isn&#8217;t \u00a0of course<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>all the above mentioned were families they believed they had time to live out their lives and were mighty aggrieved to realise that man unkind was after them and they would have to die and pretty soon to be cooked &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/12\/turkeychickenporksalmongoosepigeonpheasantgrouseduckvenisoncowsheeprabbitguinea-fowl\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[147],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals-used-for-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13144"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13146,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13144\/revisions\/13146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}