The wife and her mother
\nare off to the stores
\nleaving the rapper
\nalone yea indoors
\nhe reckons the vallium
\nmight sort him out
\nor a nice dram of single malt
\nwithout a doubt<\/p>\n
I suggested that he wrote a rap
\nfor his wife
\nsince she was the idol of his flipping life
\nwhen she gets back he
\ncould sing it real loud
\nshe will look at him then
\nand she will be proud<\/p>\n
she knew you were all heart
\nshe knew that and so
\nshe will festoon you with love
\nthat will just go
\nwith a bang like the crackers
\nDon’t burst a balloon
\nand Don’t say my singing’s a bit out of tune<\/p>\n
the mistletoes hanging
\nthe holly is there
\nstir fried brussel sprouts
\nthat’s fair and square
\nA nice glass of Islay
\na vallium or three
\nnow where the hell
\nis that Christmas Tree<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The wife and her mother are off to the stores leaving the rapper alone yea indoors he reckons the vallium might sort him out or a nice dram of single malt without a doubt I suggested that he wrote a … Continue reading