How many people say they love the animals
\nwhat they mean is they really love to eat
\ntheir animals
\nthat’s a kind of warped and very unusual love
\nin reality of course they love to cheat
\nfor to be able to experience this depth of love
\nthey have to organize their lovers death
\nthey don’t care that its raped tortured
\nand finally bled out painfully
\nas long as its cooked to perfection
\nand its quiet and without breath<\/p>\n
we love our cats they tell you
\nwe love our dog they say
\nask them if they love their dog
\non a very rainy day
\nwhen they have to get up off their arse
\nand take it around the block
\nwith the hound getting excited
\nhis pinky coming out of his cock<\/p>\n
and then what normally happens
\nyou drag him by his scruff
\naround the block like crazy
\ntill he’s bloody had enough
\nevery time he lines himself up
\nto have a nice long pee
\nyou pull him away and he has to stop
\nthat is how you be<\/p>\n
you love him till he barks too loud
\nor pukes on the bedroom floor
\nor you get a ticket for Orlando
\nand you’ve not been there before
\nso then he has to clear off
\nyou put him down the pound
\nlove backwards is almost evil
\nthat’s what some have found<\/p>\n
he has been part of the family
\nbut suddenly he knows
\nnobody now loves him
\nand that is going to pose
\nproblems that’s for certain
\nthe love you throw about
\nclearly isn’t true love
\nits more akin to doubt<\/p>\n
the canine tribe are thirsty
\nfor love for they are loyal
\nonce settled in forever home
\nwhen you go off the boil
\nthey sense it pretty quickly
\nand pine and feel forlorn
\nand rapidly go down hill fast
\nand wish they’d never been born<\/p>\n
so when you say you love
\nsomeone
\nremember what it means
\nyou love them with a sore arse
\nor when they vomit on your jeans
\nor tear around the garden
\nor chew the neighbours cat
\nremember when you have a pet
\njust remember where your at<\/p>\n
and when it comes to winter
\nand the snow begins to fall
\nand icicles hang everywhere
\neven off the wall
\ndon’t leave the dog to freeze out there
\nbring him in and say
\nwe love you yes we love you
\nyes we love you more each day<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
How many people say they love the animals what they mean is they really love to eat their animals that’s a kind of warped and very unusual love in reality of course they love to cheat for to be able … Continue reading