{"id":12899,"date":"2013-12-15T08:22:01","date_gmt":"2013-12-15T08:22:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=12899"},"modified":"2013-12-15T08:25:36","modified_gmt":"2013-12-15T08:25:36","slug":"mcdonalds-extra-surprise-deep-fried-head-eyes-and-beak-and-all-in-the-bucket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/12\/mcdonalds-extra-surprise-deep-fried-head-eyes-and-beak-and-all-in-the-bucket\/","title":{"rendered":"McDonald&#8217;s extra surprise deep fried head eyes and beak and all in the bucket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well first of all the women<br \/>\nshouldn&#8217;t have gone there<br \/>\nbut it proves of course<br \/>\nthat she didn&#8217;t expect to see<br \/>\na chickens head<br \/>\nits eyes closed from the experience<br \/>\ndeep fried in a batter<br \/>\ntragically<br \/>\nperhaps it wanted to get<br \/>\ninto the fryer<br \/>\nperhaps it knew its head would<br \/>\ncause a stir<br \/>\nits wings would just be eaten<br \/>\nits legs would just be beaten<br \/>\nbut its head on social media<br \/>\nwould infer<br \/>\nthat there are fewer checks<br \/>\nnot chicks and that is why<br \/>\nheads and beaks and eyes<br \/>\ncan now get through<br \/>\nrobots are now cooking<br \/>\nand nobody is looking<br \/>\nno one cares why should they<br \/>\nvery few<br \/>\nrealise the killing fields are out there<br \/>\nmillions of chickens dying by the hour<br \/>\nraised in cramped conditions<br \/>\nI see awful premonitions<br \/>\nthe CAFO concentration camps<br \/>\nthat tower<\/p>\n<p>over all of us their gulleys running<br \/>\nwith blood and snot and guts into the drain<br \/>\nwhere over zealous guards are using robot shards<br \/>\nand slaughtering the masses once again<br \/>\nthe clucking it soon ceases<br \/>\nthey cut into many pieces<br \/>\nand all they feel is unbelievable pain<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well first of all the women shouldn&#8217;t have gone there but it proves of course that she didn&#8217;t expect to see a chickens head its eyes closed from the experience deep fried in a batter tragically perhaps it wanted to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/12\/mcdonalds-extra-surprise-deep-fried-head-eyes-and-beak-and-all-in-the-bucket\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[146,120],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ccorporate-america","category-chickens"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12899"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12899\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12901,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12899\/revisions\/12901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}