{"id":12778,"date":"2013-12-08T17:19:06","date_gmt":"2013-12-08T17:19:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=12778"},"modified":"2013-12-08T17:19:06","modified_gmt":"2013-12-08T17:19:06","slug":"pigs-semen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/12\/pigs-semen\/","title":{"rendered":"Pigs semen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Its seems our pigs have brilliant<br \/>\nquality semen<br \/>\nThe Chinese want the sort of Pigs<br \/>\nwe breed<br \/>\n4 legged with a curly tale<br \/>\nand able to grunt in English<br \/>\nmasturbation on a massive scale<\/p>\n<p>trotters seemingly are the next winner<br \/>\nChina boils them up with eggs and soy<br \/>\nOwen Paterson knows this<br \/>\nand is after<br \/>\nthat contract too<br \/>\nthis bloke that might employ<\/p>\n<p>what with the pig semen and now pigs trotters<br \/>\nthe pigs must just be thinking<br \/>\nyea but why<br \/>\ndo we have to send our semen all the way to China<br \/>\nis it frozen or it just might die<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Its seems our pigs have brilliant quality semen The Chinese want the sort of Pigs we breed 4 legged with a curly tale and able to grunt in English masturbation on a massive scale trotters seemingly are the next winner &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/12\/pigs-semen\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[105],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pigs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12778"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12778\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12779,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12778\/revisions\/12779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}