A Clam has been discovered
\nthe oldest ever seen
\n500 hundred year old possibly
\nwhen the great sistene
\nchapel
\ngot its ceiling painted
\ntyhats how old it was
\nand scientists in Bangor
\nrealised this well because
\nthey opened it and counted its rings
\nbut by so doing
\nthe oldest living soul on earth
\nwas killed
\nbut isn’t suing<\/p>\n
it had an amazing tongue
\nlength
\nwhich startled those who saw
\nit seems the Arctic circle
\nhas miracles on its floor
\nscience is an ass though
\nthis living antique lost
\nfor it had quietly aged and being found
\nofcourse it had cost
\nits life for science needed
\nto confirm its longevity
\nbut to do this they had to kill it
\nand I’m very sad to be
\ntelling you all this sad news
\nand how this old soul died
\nso this is its obituary
\nwhich cannot be denied<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A Clam has been discovered the oldest ever seen 500 hundred year old possibly when the great sistene chapel got its ceiling painted tyhats how old it was and scientists in Bangor realised this well because they opened it and … Continue reading