{"id":11837,"date":"2013-10-17T21:59:48","date_gmt":"2013-10-17T21:59:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=11837"},"modified":"2013-10-17T21:59:48","modified_gmt":"2013-10-17T21:59:48","slug":"phoque-bardot-a-recipe-for-disaster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/10\/phoque-bardot-a-recipe-for-disaster\/","title":{"rendered":"Phoque Bardot a recipe for disaster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What twisted tin pot turdster<br \/>\nto take a name in vain<br \/>\nof the gorgeous Brigitte Bardot<br \/>\nand represent such pain<br \/>\nof baby seal and fatty liver<br \/>\ndiseased ten times its size<br \/>\nforce fed geese and no release<br \/>\nuntil each sweet soul dies<br \/>\ninfamous this recipe<br \/>\nthis eating house where we<br \/>\nwould throw up entering the door<br \/>\nlooking to infinity<br \/>\nfor such a diabolical and frightfully<br \/>\npainful dish<br \/>\nbad taste taste based<br \/>\non what is a kind of sick relish<br \/>\nthe thought of all the torture<br \/>\nto imagine someone would<br \/>\ntry to concoct a burger<br \/>\njust because they could<br \/>\na poor dead seal<br \/>\nand livers diseased<br \/>\nand spiced up for those who<br \/>\nthose screwballs who would eat anything<br \/>\npossibly is it you<br \/>\na restaurant that would do this<br \/>\nsink into the mire<br \/>\nreally attract the heinous<br \/>\nwith their hearts clearly on fire<br \/>\ntheir livers rank with acid<br \/>\ntheir minds cased in pure fat<br \/>\nto forgo the pain and suffering<br \/>\nand never even bat<br \/>\nan eyelid shows me certainly<br \/>\nthat it is no place to go<br \/>\nthe evil presentation<br \/>\nbased on misery and woe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What twisted tin pot turdster to take a name in vain of the gorgeous Brigitte Bardot and represent such pain of baby seal and fatty liver diseased ten times its size force fed geese and no release until each sweet &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/10\/phoque-bardot-a-recipe-for-disaster\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[118],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foie-gras"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11837"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11837\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11838,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11837\/revisions\/11838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}