{"id":1169,"date":"2012-02-08T20:00:40","date_gmt":"2012-02-08T20:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=1169"},"modified":"2012-02-12T20:36:16","modified_gmt":"2012-02-12T20:36:16","slug":"primates-i-pads-and-computers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2012\/02\/primates-i-pads-and-computers\/","title":{"rendered":"Primates, I Pads and Computers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Perhaps the apes<br \/>\nwho can now work, computers<br \/>\nAnd remember various sequencies,<br \/>\nwhich seem<br \/>\nTo startle Scientists<br \/>\nnow looking after them<br \/>\nThey do this individually<br \/>\nor in a team<br \/>\nAnd come up with<br \/>\nthe right conclusions everytime<br \/>\nAnd it seems to blow<br \/>\nthe researcher&#8217;s minds away<br \/>\nI want you to imagine<br \/>\nliving outside in the forest<br \/>\nForaging for everything each day<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">No corporates to<br \/>\nmanufacture poisons<br \/>\nNo corporates to<br \/>\nmanufacture ill<br \/>\nJust the creator<br \/>\nwho created everything<br \/>\nAnd a massive larder<br \/>\nwhich is out there still<br \/>\nNo Supermarket chains<br \/>\nrefining everything<br \/>\nelectricity and water<br \/>\nwasted so<br \/>\nand destruction<br \/>\nof our forests<br \/>\nto manufacture packaging<br \/>\nGod gave\u00a0 it so freely<br \/>\nand we waste it, as you know<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">instinctively there&#8217;s<br \/>\nknowledge, but so much<br \/>\n<a id=\"_GPLITA_4\" title=\"Powered by Text-Enhance\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cooksdelight.co.uk\/poems\/printview.htm?id=5581#\">more<\/a> they bring<br \/>\nAt the I Pad,<br \/>\nApple&#8217;s wondrous little tablet<br \/>\nthey are king<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ve found that<br \/>\nprimates use them well<br \/>\nThey really do not need<br \/>\nthe extra Apple training<br \/>\nFor without it they succeed<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">As long as they have wifi<br \/>\nWhat primates they can do<br \/>\nIs work out the equations<br \/>\nFor in essence, they stay true<br \/>\nI ask myself<br \/>\nhow low life humans<br \/>\never feel the need<br \/>\nTo experiment on Primates<br \/>\nand honestly believe<br \/>\nThey can be regularly tortured<br \/>\nAnd technicians will retrieve<br \/>\nAnswers to the most riveting<br \/>\nof conundrums<br \/>\nThat ever stalked<br \/>\nthe mind of man, so deep<br \/>\nHe being the seer,<br \/>\nwho may never shed a tear<br \/>\na sentient who can<br \/>\ndo things in his sleep<br \/>\nImagine what it must<br \/>\nbe like for primates<br \/>\nto be trapped by the hairless<br \/>\nand flown off in the air<br \/>\ninto the laboratories of evil,<br \/>\nthat can and do create abject despair<br \/>\nThe hairless ones<br \/>\nwho dress up in their white coats<br \/>\nwearing pink mesh masks<br \/>\nimagining they<br \/>\nWith their scaplels<br \/>\nand their myriad of operating tools<br \/>\nCan kill cancer<br \/>\nand wipe the allergies away<br \/>\nAnd why the repeated<br \/>\nexperiments for the pharmaceuticals<br \/>\nsome <a id=\"_GPLITA_1\" title=\"Powered by Text-Enhance\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cooksdelight.co.uk\/poems\/printview.htm?id=5581#\">mascara<\/a> or<br \/>\nsome bright blue cleaning foam<br \/>\nperhaps some apple toothpaste<br \/>\nor a foot balm<br \/>\nSomething they can<br \/>\nDraize test and go home<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The Hairless can then sell it<br \/>\nand use it on their face,<br \/>\nmake their eyes <a id=\"_GPLITA_3\" title=\"Powered by Text-Enhance\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cooksdelight.co.uk\/poems\/printview.htm?id=5581#\">look<\/a> beautiful<br \/>\nwith germs gone in a trace<br \/>\nThe Primates are beginning<br \/>\nto show the hairless how<br \/>\nTheir intelligence<br \/>\nis growing they are<br \/>\ncleverer than the cow<br \/>\nOf course they can<br \/>\nwork an I Pad, anybody can<br \/>\nIts not rocket science<br \/>\nIts within primates brain span<br \/>\nFor One who can remember<br \/>\nperhaps to eat each day<br \/>\nAnd can live for up to<br \/>\n40 years in a truly thoughtful way<br \/>\nPerhaps we ought to realise the torment<br \/>\nof experimenting with brains as large as these<br \/>\nThey should now be programming and we perhaps<br \/>\nrespect them animal liberation<br \/>\nif you please<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The <a id=\"_GPLITA_2\" title=\"Powered by Text-Enhance\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cooksdelight.co.uk\/poems\/printview.htm?id=5581#\">new<\/a> world order wrinklies<br \/>\nthe Corporate CEO&#8217;s<br \/>\nwho run this place<br \/>\ncalled Earth<br \/>\ncreating all its woes<br \/>\nWho slaughter<br \/>\nin their millions<br \/>\nThe animated hordes<br \/>\nThe karmic angels<br \/>\nWho the dumbed down hairless<br \/>\nne&#8217;r <a id=\"_GPLITA_0\" title=\"Powered by Text-Enhance\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cooksdelight.co.uk\/poems\/printview.htm?id=5581#\">rewards<\/a><br \/>\nGod created them<br \/>\nsome time before us<br \/>\nInstinctively<br \/>\nhis program He installed<br \/>\nSo Intricate to take in the complexites of time<br \/>\nAnd the vast amount of data<br \/>\nto be trawled<br \/>\nThey perhaps<br \/>\nare actually, our teachers<br \/>\nThey willingly<br \/>\ngive their lives,<br \/>\nso that we may<br \/>\nSee this final holocaust<br \/>\na &#8216; coming<br \/>\nThe day when God<br \/>\ntakes all of them away<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Inspired by BBC Nature&#8217;s article by Ella Davies and Anna Louise Taylor 8\/2<br \/>\nThe intelligence of Primates\/I thought I would add a bit of extra drama <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2012\/02\/primates-i-pads-and-computers\/\">Continue reading <span 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