I can’t believe the arrogance
\nthe insensitivity
\nof a so called steak improver
\na seasoning for me
\nthat’s me a bull called Doug
\nthey’ve dug their own grave
\nif you ask me
\nto leave a message on the pot
\nits just a travesty
\nfirst I never wanted to die
\nno not at all
\nI love my life
\ndespite the strife
\ndeath he came to call
\nand I suffered really badly
\nthe pain was so intense
\nand now they write this message
\nwhich clearly makes no sense<\/p>\n
its carnivores entertainment
\nthat the dead cow wants that you
\nbuy a particular seasoning
\nand you just continue
\nto get the greatest flavour
\nout of my dead butt
\nas you chew on my tired muscles
\nyou must think that I’m some mutt<\/p>\n
its marketing disparagingly
\nits a comical remark
\nthe sort of thing that carnivores
\nmight just say for a lark
\nbut to me a bull I was proud to be
\na bull until that day
\nwhen they slaughtered me in earnest
\nand took my life away<\/p>\n
they took my very being
\nand all seeing I was gone
\nand now they want
\nmimic and sell another con
\nof course no one will ever think
\nthat Doug said this I know
\nbut the thought that someone
\nwrites this up
\nis sickeningly low<\/p>\n
it shows where some human beings
\nhave now gone to
\nand are prepared to go to
\nfor some sales
\nand that is why I am prepared to share
\nmy views on this
\nfrom the great big stable in the sky
\nand so if all else fails
\nand as you chew upon my butt
\none question
\nand that is tell me honestly now WHY?
\nwould anybody buy this product anyway
\nknowing there’s no Doug and its all a lie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I can’t believe the arrogance the insensitivity of a so called steak improver a seasoning for me that’s me a bull called Doug they’ve dug their own grave if you ask me to leave a message on the pot its … Continue reading