Oh good I’m going out
\nI hear the leash rattling in the hall
\nI just love getting exercise
\nis he taking the ball
\nNo he’s gone to the garage
\nhe’s taking the car
\npossible we are off out
\nand going rather far
\nthat’s good I get to go in the car
\nwhich always makes me feel
\nhappy I can’t wait to go
\nthe beach maybe for real
\nbut what he does in fact
\nhe puts me on the lead
\nand threads it through the off side door
\nand walks me yes indeed
\nhe’s driving but I’m walking
\ndown the centre of the street
\nthis is bloody dangerous
\nhe just ran over my feet
\noh what the hell is happening
\nthe splashes everywhere
\nI mean its bloody raining
\nOh! I so despair
\nmy feet already are bleeding
\nI cannot walk no more
\nhe’s speeding up the idiot
\nmy whole body is sore
\nI think he’s trying to kill me
\nI don’t want to die
\nI just want to exercise
\nI yelp I bark I cry
\nbut he just speeds up
\nthat’s his trick
\nhe wants just to kill me
\nI better just lay down and let him do it
\nactually
\nI hope you see my passing
\non face book and will see
\nthis bastard rotting in some jail
\nin perpetuity<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Oh good I’m going out I hear the leash rattling in the hall I just love getting exercise is he taking the ball No he’s gone to the garage he’s taking the car possible we are off out and going … Continue reading