{"id":11510,"date":"2013-09-30T20:40:07","date_gmt":"2013-09-30T20:40:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=11510"},"modified":"2013-09-30T20:40:36","modified_gmt":"2013-09-30T20:40:36","slug":"advertising-works-as-long-as-you-pay-for-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/09\/advertising-works-as-long-as-you-pay-for-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Advertising works as long as you pay for it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>take a chicken slaughter it<br \/>\nclean the blood away<br \/>\ndress it up and make it dance<br \/>\nas part of a display<br \/>\nsome advertising material<br \/>\nsanitize it see<br \/>\ncarnivores will pass it by<br \/>\nthey don&#8217;t see any plea<br \/>\nall they see is a picture<br \/>\nits chicken its been dressed<br \/>\nand all it does is remind them<br \/>\nthat a chicken would be best<br \/>\nto eat today tomorrow<br \/>\nits a ploy to catch them out<br \/>\nand it cost a proper packet<br \/>\nand works there is no doubt<br \/>\nadvertisers know this<br \/>\npsychology appears<br \/>\nup there in their faces<br \/>\nand dusts away their fears<br \/>\nthere is no creature anywhere<br \/>\nwho would give way to the test<br \/>\nof being killed and still be happy<br \/>\nand dance and have such zest<br \/>\nits in the sick minds only<br \/>\ncreated just to make<br \/>\nthe point to instil on people<br \/>\nthat the meat to take<br \/>\nits insensitive and its really<br \/>\nfantasy of course<br \/>\ntragic in so many ways<br \/>\nbut come straight from the source<br \/>\nthose who see no problem<br \/>\nin laughing at the dead<br \/>\nchickens that spent all their lives<br \/>\nin some horrid shed<br \/>\ntheir throats were slit their guts<br \/>\nwere torn their feathers ripped<br \/>\nbut we<br \/>\nstill believe its good to see the<br \/>\ndead ones dancing free<br \/>\nup there on the bus stops<br \/>\non the big ad boards<br \/>\ncarnivores are laughing<br \/>\neveryone affords<br \/>\nchicken its the nicest<br \/>\nit dances on your plate<br \/>\nbuy a happy chicken<br \/>\nyou know it tastes real great<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>take a chicken slaughter it clean the blood away dress it up and make it dance as part of a display some advertising material sanitize it see carnivores will pass it by they don&#8217;t see any plea all they see &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/09\/advertising-works-as-long-as-you-pay-for-it\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[120],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chickens"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11510"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11510\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11513,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11510\/revisions\/11513"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}