{"id":11304,"date":"2013-09-22T09:53:18","date_gmt":"2013-09-22T09:53:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=11304"},"modified":"2013-09-23T06:38:53","modified_gmt":"2013-09-23T06:38:53","slug":"koala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/09\/koala\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Koala&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Australia has really got to get<br \/>\nitself in gear<br \/>\nits making strange decisions<br \/>\naffecting the folk born here<br \/>\nyea we&#8217;re small I give you that<br \/>\nand of course we live in trees<br \/>\nwe are your arboreal cousins<br \/>\nwe are trying to please<br \/>\nwe&#8217;re iconic, and tourists<br \/>\ncome in by the thousands<br \/>\njust to see<br \/>\nKoala&#8217;s that&#8217;s the reason<br \/>\nreally why I make my plea<\/p>\n<p>what do I eat?well leaves of course<br \/>\nthe Eucalypt&#8217;s that&#8217;s why<br \/>\nyou need to keep them standing<br \/>\nand peering at the sky<br \/>\nalready drought and fire<br \/>\ncan minimise our store<br \/>\nwith protein being lessened<br \/>\nand tannin being more<\/p>\n<p>as marsupials we are worried<br \/>\nfor the future of our breed<br \/>\nits not exactly easy<br \/>\nto continue to succeed<br \/>\nwith you lot  putting highways<br \/>\nthrough the parks where we<br \/>\nlive and die and really try<br \/>\nto wonder where you be<\/p>\n<p>In Sydney or in Canberra<br \/>\nin a high rises made of glass<br \/>\nmaking your decisions<br \/>\nas the bloody sports cars<br \/>\npass<br \/>\nand well over the speed limit<br \/>\nbut what you fail to see<br \/>\nis the little folk the Koala&#8217;s<br \/>\nwho need the nice tall tree<\/p>\n<p>most of the time we are sleeping<br \/>\ndreaming of another day<br \/>\nwhen we can have a picnic<br \/>\nleaves just leaves<br \/>\nwhat do you say<br \/>\nyou with myriad choices<br \/>\nto us who only know<br \/>\nleaves and you are doing away<br \/>\nwith them so where to go<\/p>\n<p>we don&#8217;t drink so we are thinking<br \/>\nstraight<br \/>\nwe live some 14 years<br \/>\nthe males are going through it<br \/>\nus females have our tears<br \/>\nwe get infections in our urinary system,<br \/>\nwhich kind of pains a bit<br \/>\nbut cutting all our trees down<br \/>\nand leaving us in the s**t<\/p>\n<p>you need to just start thinking<br \/>\nwhat it is you need<br \/>\ndo you need pollution<br \/>\nand lots of extra greed<br \/>\nor do you need some fresh clean air<br \/>\nsome green leaves, yea and us<br \/>\nthe Koala&#8217;s the iconic ones<br \/>\nthere&#8217;s nothing to discuss<\/p>\n<p>really we are born here<br \/>\nraised here we&#8217;re the one&#8217;s<br \/>\nwho ought to get protection<br \/>\nfrom these evil concrete runs<br \/>\nthat bring in speed and accidents<br \/>\nand rape the countryside<br \/>\nreally we were born here<br \/>\nthat cannot be denied<\/p>\n<p>and you make the decisions<br \/>\nyou have the where for all<br \/>\ndo you want us iconic souls<br \/>\nwho children think are cool<br \/>\nor do you want to see the back of us<br \/>\nalong with the kangaroo<br \/>\nfor without us<br \/>\nwhy Australia<br \/>\nwould they come to see you ?<\/p>\n<p>sitting in your offices<br \/>\npin striped ties and suits<br \/>\nin your detached bungaloe&#8217;s<br \/>\nforgetful of your roots<br \/>\nimporting all the technology<br \/>\nthats ruining the earth<br \/>\nand thinking yourselves clever<br \/>\ncreating your own worth<\/p>\n<p>the decision I leave it to you<br \/>\nit would be nice if we<br \/>\ncould carry on living where we were put<br \/>\nand not face misery<br \/>\nbut then you are the humans<br \/>\nthe two legs and you make<br \/>\nthe decisions that could ruin us<br \/>\nand the poets heart could break<\/p>\n<p>*copies sent to Australian wild life service<br \/>\nanimals Australia<br \/>\nAustralian wild life<br \/>\nAustralian Government memes<br \/>\nlets hope the Koala&#8217;s get some help and the<br \/>\nJapanese paper and the 4 lane roads through parks<br \/>\nget some consideration<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Australia has really got to get itself in gear its making strange decisions affecting the folk born here yea we&#8217;re small I give you that and of course we live in trees we are your arboreal cousins we are trying &hellip; 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