{"id":10277,"date":"2013-08-06T12:18:59","date_gmt":"2013-08-06T12:18:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=10277"},"modified":"2013-08-06T12:18:59","modified_gmt":"2013-08-06T12:18:59","slug":"the-belgian-blue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/08\/the-belgian-blue\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;The Belgian Blue&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>160 metres tall<br \/>\nselective breeding that is all<br \/>\ncontrol opf sperms<br \/>\nand sex, alas<br \/>\na certain bull<br \/>\nleaves a certain mass<\/p>\n<p>inside the artificial<br \/>\nvagina<br \/>\nfor scrupulous testing<br \/>\nthere is none finer<br \/>\nThe Belgian Blue<br \/>\nknows what to do<br \/>\nhis muscle mass is there<br \/>\nthey shave him so its more defined<br \/>\nand we all see what is there<\/p>\n<p>a vast and cavernous system<br \/>\nof fine cuts on the way<br \/>\nthe carnivore is salivating<br \/>\nevery single day<br \/>\nwaiting for that time<br \/>\nwhen the great receives the nod<br \/>\nand the flashing blade comes down on him<br \/>\nand he goes to meet his god<\/p>\n<p>and then the vast arena<br \/>\nthe great slabs they will<br \/>\nfilled with supermarket trays<br \/>\nas far as the eyes can see<br \/>\nwith multitudinous muscle<br \/>\ndressed with some skirt fat<br \/>\npromising sound flavour<br \/>\nfor that is where its at<\/p>\n<p>Frankenbull the mega steer<br \/>\nScience controlled<br \/>\nfrom cock to ear<br \/>\nintensive meat production gene<br \/>\ndesirable to rid the scene<br \/>\nof bits whose value<br \/>\ncould ever be<br \/>\nless than prime<br \/>\nand entirely<\/p>\n<p>lucrative for every bite<br \/>\nthe carnivore takes<br \/>\nwill taste right<br \/>\nmouth feel structure<br \/>\nperfect food<br \/>\nnot like nature<br \/>\nwhich has been so crude<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>160 metres tall selective breeding that is all control opf sperms and sex, alas a certain bull leaves a certain mass inside the artificial vagina for scrupulous testing there is none finer The Belgian Blue knows what to do his &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/08\/the-belgian-blue\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-calves-and-cows-and-bulls"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10277"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10278,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10277\/revisions\/10278"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}