Technology is working overtime
\nor so we hear
\nthe laboratories are full on
\nevery conceivable idea
\nand now its been announced
\na brand new burger comes our way
\nand this totally unique concept
\nis made to save the day<\/p>\n
its all grown in the laboratory
\nmade from cow muscle cells
\nthat will stimulate the taste buds
\nto give it the right smells
\nthey are adding salt and egg powder
\nand breadcrumbs I can hear
\nthe saliva working through your teeth
\nand its starting to appear
\nswallow it! and listen
\nthere still is more to come
\nred beet juice and saffron
\nI know you just want some<\/p>\n
well let me just explain a bit more
\n20,000 strands
\nof meat make up a burger
\nof 140 grams<\/p>\n
Laboratory manufactured meat
\nall in house and local too
\nthey still need to take a muscle
\nfrom some cow
\nbut it will do
\nthen grow it in some test tube
\nfrankenstein reborn
\nMary Shelley’s protege
\nand it doesn’t, contain corn<\/p>\n
so the queues are very likely
\nto be right around the block
\ncow cell burgers come and get them
\nI tell you these things rock!
\nclimate change and methane
\nforget all that we’re made
\nas for all those activists
\nthis burger has put paid<\/p>\n
to them, and that’s for certain
\neverything we do
\ncuts down on transportation
\nand those costs that do accrue
\nthis is to be the break through
\neclipsing all break throughs
\nthe tills I can hear them ringing
\nand can see those far off queues<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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