{"id":102,"date":"2011-11-13T22:23:53","date_gmt":"2011-11-13T22:23:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=102"},"modified":"2011-11-13T22:23:53","modified_gmt":"2011-11-13T22:23:53","slug":"a-christmas-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2011\/11\/a-christmas-tree\/","title":{"rendered":"A Christmas Tree"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">The Christmas Tree<br \/>\nlooked happy<br \/>\nThis morning growing in the snow<br \/>\nThen some bloke came over<br \/>\nPulled me up and hurt me so<br \/>\n<!--more-->Chopped my vibrant roots off<br \/>\nI tell you this is war!<br \/>\nAnd why so you can&#8217;t grow me<br \/>\nLike I grew before<\/p>\n<p>I will just be chopped up fine<br \/>\nAnd sold to someone down the line<br \/>\nMulch, a proud young Christmas Tree!<br \/>\nThat I suppose just has to be<br \/>\nOr likely I will just be tossed<br \/>\nInto landfill at a cost<br \/>\nDecked in plastic baubles and<br \/>\nChucked on top of rubbish land<\/p>\n<p>Thats no way for a proud tree<br \/>\nNot one of such a pedigree<br \/>\nI produce pure oxygen<br \/>\nAnd they should look after me<br \/>\nBut do they, do they ever heck<br \/>\nThe various birds will likely peck<br \/>\nBits of me thats what they do<br \/>\nTo Christmas Trees,<br \/>\noh! yea its true<\/p>\n<p>(What a waste they should be returned to the growers for replanting)<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Christmas Tree looked happy This morning growing in the snow Then some bloke came over Pulled me up and hurt me so<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christmas-stories","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":104,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions\/104"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}