{"id":10141,"date":"2013-07-31T20:09:12","date_gmt":"2013-07-31T20:09:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=10141"},"modified":"2013-07-31T20:25:20","modified_gmt":"2013-07-31T20:25:20","slug":"i-am-still-thinking-about-that-poor-elephant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/07\/i-am-still-thinking-about-that-poor-elephant\/","title":{"rendered":"I am still thinking about that poor Elephant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What men do<br \/>\nwomen should avoid<br \/>\nHunters yea in<br \/>\ncelluloid<br \/>\nyou might wear the trousers<br \/>\nbut copying those<br \/>\nevil bastards<br \/>\nlooks so bad in prose<\/p>\n<p>Trappers Skinners Hunters, who<br \/>\ncanned hunting trophies<br \/>\nnever chew<br \/>\nthe flesh like hunters<br \/>\nwho would wait<br \/>\nin thickets for<br \/>\na soul&#8217;s sad gait<\/p>\n<p>assassins of another time<br \/>\nwho crawl out of their pits of slime<br \/>\nwomen shouldn&#8217;t follow, they<br \/>\nare so much better<br \/>\nto stay away<br \/>\ncatalysts of sweet creation<br \/>\nnot devils drawn to dark damnation <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What men do women should avoid Hunters yea in celluloid you might wear the trousers but copying those evil bastards looks so bad in prose Trappers Skinners Hunters, who canned hunting trophies never chew the flesh like hunters who would &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/07\/i-am-still-thinking-about-that-poor-elephant\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[102],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hunting-and-poaching-includes-canned-hunts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10141"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10141\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10145,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10141\/revisions\/10145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}