Category Archives: Insect Humour

The Samaritan

I just swept the porch and it was then That I found A little ant had almost drowned Struggling in a broken glass Left on my wall by some silly Arse Who really didnt realise That a wayward ant got … Continue reading


My name Was Eustace Ear wig No I have no ears I have never found them So cant hear a lot my dears i wiggle quite a bit I know Thats why they call me wig Its not because I … Continue reading


The colony and the professor The 10 tonnes of cement Pour it into the ants space And every bit just went Leave it for a month or so To harden and to be Then dig it and expose it For … Continue reading

a story about us told by one of us

  in the wink of an eye though a flea cannot fly we jump too and fro and upwards we go with our resilin force like a ¬†springboard of course we can leap very high which is so often why … Continue reading