Installation

He turned up on the date agreed
From bloody miles away
How can that be sensible
A hundred miles in a day
Call outs in the winter
Or at weekends are going to be
Really very stupid
Well that’s if you ask me
Why DBC imagined
It to be a good idea
And like I thought
It happened and brought a lot more fear

The guy he was a plumber
The electrics he would do
The guy he was a plumber
The carpentry yea it’s true
He never found the manual
It was done by eye
No measuring to cutting
Not trained it makes me cry
We lost seven years of maintenance
And Sunrealm what a joke
Sam sung once again untrained
None funnier than folk

Installation was July
One year to get it right
A hot water leak under the bath
Which ran day and night
The forth time of moving
Another hot water leak
Costing us more electricity
Every sodding week

And they didn’t discover it
Maintenance you see
From 2016 until ICAX
Genuinely
Never said a dickey bird
Although we suffered so
Blamed it back on us they did
They didn’t want to know.