The mail has mooted
Plans afoot
To dispose of Sellafields vile
radioaactive horror
The tories sad denial
Gullible communities
Preferably far away
In the North of England
Where the hoi polloi
Now stay
Thats the snobbish banter
They hope will get a yes
A deep geological disposal
Just get rid of the mess
Deep borehole disposal
Consultation NO
3000 feet under some town
Would be quite a blow
Thousands of cubic metres
Of radioactive waste
Plutonium for starters
A horror to be faced
200,000 years hence
Clearly the tory fools
Once again have got it wrong
And their argument appals
A town would have to completely be be
Nuts to so agree
To become a bloody target
For a pay off
And its key
To remember that plutonium
After the god of HELL
Is the most evil stuff
Imaginable
So it will be,ba hard sell.
Cumbria has already said
You know what you can do
Stick it up your jacksy
And I must say they should too
Windsor castle Buckinghma Palace
Parliament maybe
Are my suggestions for the place
And most would I think agree