an alternative to Inducing brain trauma in Rats ( by getting politicians on the job)

Medical laboratories
they think they have the right
to use rats in experiments
and, not be contrite
in many ways the rats are in
laboRATories, and they
need not expose their tiny brains
no surgery today

dropping weights on their brains
inducing injury
is hardly rocket science
it makes no sense to me
its so so bloody obvious
that dropping weights at all
on someone head would do that
such efforts thus appal

Australia apparently is doing this
I hear
try a politician
use one lets all clear
the decks
some special surgery to help remove the brain
and throw
it hard against some wall
a sort of real brain drain

and just see what that does show
trauma, and possibly
more vision and more wisdom
all without a PHd
rats would be left gnawing
at foundations somewhere, they
could live their little lives
and tax payers needn’t pay

that sounds a bloody good idea
the tax bill will be less
rats will all be saved from hell
and a lot of stress
lousy politicians who
mess about and lose
money for the animals rights
recommendations
and refuse

to implement the changes
so sentients can be
allowed to live out in the wilds
with total liberty
hunters would be strung up
if they crossed the line
high fiving would also be banned
that an illegal sign

About Rex Tyler

I love animals. I enjoy writing poetry and delivering speeches.I like to mentor people who need help in preparing speeches and evaluations.I enjoy travel although it is much harder for me these days.I so enjoyed the Andes Mountains and Volcanoes and the Quichua people who live and thrive there.I have lots of friends around the world.
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